Here are a bunch of pick-up lines I have heard or found on line. What are your favorite pick-up lines.

Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in a simulated atmosphere?

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

I didn’t now angels could fly so low.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

Your bra size looks like it’s the same as my favorite computer language, C++.

 They call me captain HOOK-UP! Yar!

No, seriously, you’re my first mate. Yar!

I’m looking for a cave to rest my dragon in.

In the mood for a blow out.

If you were my homework Id do you all over my desk.

Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to you.

Am I the piece? That finishes your puzzle.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Not a pick up line but still funny. I think.

What type of music do mummies listen to? 

Wrap music

What do a rattlesnake and soft penis have in common?

You can't fuck with either one.

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